Sunday, March 24, 2024

Glasses help me see tacos

Attached is a breakdown of your glasses cost. In quote #1 that has your glasses being filled on insurance, the prices in the right column are before insurance and the prices in the left column are your after insurance prices. 

In quote #2 is your 50% off 2nd pair. If you have any questions just let me know! if you decide to proceed with the glasses you can come in to pay or you can just call and pay over the phone. Have a great day!

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Yay! New glasses! How exciting. Will they help me see my tacos better? I'm a lawyer, so I read a lot. Having new glasses will surely help me. 

How tasty are the earpieces? I tend to chew on my earpieces a lot. Can I have them custom made to taste like chocolate?

(Alas, though I do wear glasses, I'm not the guy with the great name who came to your store. You might want to check the email address you have).


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