A wedding!

 Subject line: All things Wedding <3

So excited for you both! There is a lot in here, but hopefully it's helpful. Feel free to call/text if you have more questions, seriously happy to help. 

STEP 1: sit down (separately) and list your priorities (DJ, Flowers, Food, Drinks, Photographer etc), and then come together and review. Having you both aligned on what's important made everything easier!

[The email continues with lots of recommendations for vendors and other wedding-related advice.]

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Hi! 

I am so excited for the wedding! Thanks for these resources. It's also great that you are cool with the wedding being for a throuple. Most people wouldn't be ok with it, but the three us are so excited to join in a committed union together.

I really want a milkshake bar at the reception. What do you think? I'm also planning to go down the aisle while riding an elephant. Think we can make that happen?

This will be the best wedding ever!

Josh

P.S.--ok, so I'm guessing I'm not the Josh Douglas you are trying to reach. I'm a lawyer in Kentucky. But maybe I can come to the wedding anyway? Hope you find the right one--he has a great name and I'm excited he's getting married! :) 

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HA! Thanks for your reply, made me do a double take!

Tacos for lunch

 Hello Joshua,

I pray all is going well with you and your family. Checking in to see if you would check with your aunt to see if she will be available to speak at my church again this year. The date of the event is June 13th. 

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Hi, 

I have lots of aunts. One lives in Florida. Another is in Massachusetts. Still another reads tons of books while in Arizona. And another runs a charity. Which one would you like?

And will you have tacos available at this event? I love tacos.

Thanks,

Josh

P.S.--I think you reached the wrong Josh Douglas. I hope the other Josh's aunt can do it!

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I was speaking of the aunt that came with you last year...[redacted].

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I'm sure it was a great talk. But it wasn't me or my aunt. Check your email address again.

I hope you have tacos for lunch!

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Thank you for letting me know! You've given me a great idea with the tacos for lunch!

I really want an apartment with a milkshake machine

 Hi Josh,

Here are the info sheets for Units [redacted], both of which are listed. It states the maintenance fee is $594 and I've inquired about what all that covers.

Let me know if you have any questions or if yourself and your parents want to take a peek this weekend. 

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Hi,

This is great! But I'm only renting them if they come with an automatic milkshake machine, a taco bar, and a cooler full of beer. Do we have a deal?

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Damnit!! Hahaha, I did it again!!!