Sunday, June 8, 2025

My rate is $1,000,000/day

Hi Joshua,

[Details about a potential job doing video editing.]

 

Look forward to hearing from you and we can chat it all through tomorrow if suitable for you.

 

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Hi [Redacted],

Thanks for your email

My rate is $1,000,000/day. Hope that's ok.

Also, will you have tacos at all meetings? That's a requirement for me.

Josh

P.S.--as you can probably tell, you reached the wrong Josh Douglas. Hi from Kentucky, across the pound! It sounds like you want a British Josh Douglas. I sometimes receive his food orders, too. He's probably a good guy and I hope he takes this gig!