Tacos for lunch

Dear Mr Douglas

 

Attached please find your contract [for a high school].

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Dear [Redacted],

Can we please add to the contract that the school will provide me with a taco for lunch each day? That will really make me ready to sign!

Thanks,

Josh

P.S.—I think you have the wrong Josh Douglas. I hope you can find the right one and that he signs the contract!

Bringing my pet parakeet to work

Hi Joshua, I was wondering if you are still interested in the assistant manager position. If so I would like to meet with you.

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Hi,

Yes! I'm extremely interested in this position.

But before we move forward, perhaps you should consider some of my demands if I land the job:

-A dedicated parking spot

-An employee who greets me with a song or joke as I exit my car each day.

-An addition of tacos to the menu

-The ability to bring my pet parakeet into work. Don't worry, he's friendly and won't bother the customers or the staff. But he CANNOT be in his cage for more than 5 minutes at a time.

If these items all sound good, let me know and we can set up that interview!

Josh

P.S.--I think you have the wrong Josh Douglas. I'm in Kentucky. The commute itself would probably be too long! :) But I hope the real Josh Douglas receives a job offer!