My rate is $1,000,000/day

Hi Joshua,

[Details about a potential job doing video editing.]

 

Look forward to hearing from you and we can chat it all through tomorrow if suitable for you.

 

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Hi [Redacted],

Thanks for your email

My rate is $1,000,000/day. Hope that's ok.

Also, will you have tacos at all meetings? That's a requirement for me.

Josh

P.S.--as you can probably tell, you reached the wrong Josh Douglas. Hi from Kentucky, across the pound! It sounds like you want a British Josh Douglas. I sometimes receive his food orders, too. He's probably a good guy and I hope he takes this gig!

I guess I'll play mini golf

FYI [email forwarded to me about a golf course being closed].

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Oh no! The golf course will be closed. No golf for me! What are we doing to do? I guess go play mini golf? 

I think I'll go eat a taco to make myself feel better. 

Josh

P.S.--I think you reached the wrong Josh Douglas. :) 

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Woah

Hi Joshua, 

Hope you are well.

 

I am responding to your post on Facebook [about a job]. I’d love to know a bit more about the role?

 

I am currently [describes work.] I have many transferable skills as you can see from my CV.

 

Would love to chat more,

 

Hope to hear from you.

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Hi,

Thanks for your email.

Your resume looks great. But it doesn't say if you have experience developing or producing tacos. Do you like tacos? What are your favorite kinds? This job would require lots of taco developing, producing--and eating! I love tacos! 

Alas, you've reached Josh Douglas, but not the right one. I'm in Kentucky! But I like tacos, not KFC. 

Hope you find the other Josh Douglas.