Good Afternoon,
I have a prospective tenant who is one of your current tenants at [address]. [Prospective tenant] has applied for one of our rental properties.
Attached is their signed application for release of information. Please provide the following information on them within 24 hours and thank you in advance for your assistance!
RENTAL VERIFICATION INFORMATION:
[List of questions]
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Hi,
Oh, [name of prospective tenant]. What a great guy. Or a terrible guy. Or a so-so guy. Does he like tacos? He better like tacos or you shouldn't rent to him!
What kind of apartment is this? Does it come with a milkshake bar?
Alas, I'm not a landlord. Or know [prospective tenant]. Or have any idea what you're talking about. I'm in Kentucky. But the person you are trying to reach has a great name!
Josh (but probably not the Josh you want)
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Ooops! Sorry. 
Is everyone from Kentucky so nice, with a great sense of humor?
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It must be the bourbon.
But you're not the first person to make this mistake: https://
