Hey Josh Douglas -- I hope you enjoy your Damn Good Pinot Noir from Fresh Direct!

Today I received an email from Fresh Direct, an online grocery service, about the order I had placed. That's funny -- I didn't place an order...

Yet the receipt had the phone number associated with the account. I couldn't resist calling. And behold, I spoke with (who else?) Josh Douglas and his girlfriend Ashley. They live in New York City. Josh said he isn't bald (yet!). They apparently like fruit, wine, and tequila (me too!). And tomorrow is Ashley's birthday!

Happy birthday, Ashley, from this Josh Douglas. I hope you have a great time celebrating it with your own Josh Douglas and that "Damn Good Pinot Noir" you ordered!

There's Another Bald Josh Douglas!

Canadian Josh Douglas and I have been corresponding a bunch after I mistakenly received some emails for him. This was the best line he wrote to me:

"I looked you up online to see who I was talking to. It made my day to see that I'm not the only bald Josh Douglas in the world!"

I like this guy! I may need to go to Canada to share a beer (Sleeman's Cream Ale) and talk hockey with him. Bald Josh Douglas's of the world, unite!

Don't take a test while on drugs!

Hello Josh,

Below is the feedback from the assignment that I gave you when grading it. On review, please refer to feedback. All the responses did not answer what was being asked in the question. Question 3 - asks specifically to follow the example on page 180. 

[Further details of exam performance omitted.]

____

Dear _____,

Thanks. Was it a good or bad thing for me to be on drugs while I took this exam?

(Just kidding; you sent this to the wrong Josh Douglas. But I hope he appreciates the feedback! Page 180 sounds important.)

Good luck to the fellow Josh Douglas's of the world!

Josh