Monday, October 20, 2014

A message from Mom

Just received your checks in a wet envelope inside a ziplock Baggie....Humm.....?Wonder what happened? I will take care of them tomorrow.
Love, mom

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Hey Mom,

That's great!  Checks!  I love money!  I'm going to buy so much stuff!!!  I hope you don't mind if I buy a lot of marijuana.  My supply has been pretty low lately.  That, or a bunch of lottery tickets.  Who knows--maybe we'll become rich!

Just tell me where I should pick them up.  I hope it's not a long drive, or even a flight.

Thanks again,

Josh

P.S.--your son has a great name, but it's not me.  What's his real address?  I receive a lot of emails for other Josh Douglas's.  See here:  http://wrongjoshdouglas.blogspot.com/