Love, mom
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Hey Mom,
That's great! Checks! I love money! I'm going to buy so much stuff!!! I hope you don't mind if I buy a lot of marijuana. My supply has been pretty low lately. That, or a bunch of lottery tickets. Who knows--maybe we'll become rich!
Just tell me where I should pick them up. I hope it's not a long drive, or even a flight.
Thanks again,
Josh
P.S.--your son has a great name, but it's not me. What's his real address? I receive a lot of emails for other Josh Douglas's. See here: http://wrongjoshdouglas. blogspot.com/